
So these scorching temperatures can cause the vehicles we drive in to get hotter on the inside than it is outside. So, let's say you get to drive around a black car, you kno

So when you sit inside this unsuspected oven, first your poor tushy gets a torching, usually resulting in an upward collision of your head and the roof of your car; only adding to the pain! Once your bum has realized it's now ready to be the toasted buns of a whopper of a hamburger, then you can get the keys into the ignition. But you have to be careful not to nudge your finger on the signal stick, taking you back to the first time you ignored the warnings of your mother not to touch the hot burner on the stove! Once out of shock, you can gently get the air conditioning going. But that usually gives you a false sense of security of everything is going to be all right. Because once your shift into gear and reach for the round steering device your hands are once again sent into a blistering outcry and are usually followed by some choice words from your mouth. Usually something like, "Heavens to Mergatroid!" or "Great googally moogally!" or one that makes my mother blush, "Holy Freak!"
Do you think Batman ever experiences these dilemmas? That's probably why he wears those gloves and thick suit!
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So remember, keep your cool and wear a black suit with black gloves, or travel in time. You are bound to break the crazy heat wave!
1 comment:
Billy your car at work is just temperature hot.
I know where this post inspiration came from....me touching those DANG BLASTED METAL handles in your car. FREAKIN A, they were hot.
But our ice cream was divine!
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